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HOW TO GET A BITE and OTHER THINGS I LEARNED FROM SHARK WEEK

8/7/2013

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It's Shark Week, and this time it's ACTUAL Shark Week, not a reference to my own editing "week." 

"Why do I care?" you might be asking.  "What on earth does Shark Week have to do with writing?"

"Plenty," I reply.  "Let me count the ways."

TEN THINGS WRITERS CAN LEARN FROM SHARK WEEK

1.  Don't count your sharks before they're hatched:  a two-headed baby shark was cut from the uterus of an adult shark.
Lesson:  you never know how many stories you have inside you.  Sometimes you think you're gestating one, when it turns out there's a sequel attached.

2.  Speaking of gestation, for the frilliest of sharks (aka the Frill shark), gestation can last 3.5 years.
Lesson:  for the frilliest of stories (aka complex, detailed and rich), gestation can take a lot longer than we're prepared to carry that story around inside of us, so be patient and allow enough time for the story to fully develop.
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3.  Basking sharks are the second largest shark, and they use their enormous mouths to gobble up not giant squid, but teeny-tiny plankton.
Lesson:  sometimes it's the small things that nourish us -- a smile from a reader, a compliment from a critic, a kind word in a crap-laden rejection letter -- so don't miss those crumbs because you're focused on taking the cake.  Or the giant squid.

4.  Thresher sharks attack with their tails, not their teeth.
Lesson:  attack your manuscript with whatever tools are at your disposal, not just the ones you're expected to use.

5.  The Japanese Wobbegong shark is a weak swimmer who gets around by walking along the sea floor on its fins.
Lesson:  writers aren't the only weirdos on the planet. 
Embrace your weirdness and use it to get where you want to go.

6.  The Greenland shark is one of the slowest moving fish, yet reindeer, polar bears and speedy seals have been found in their stomachs. 
Lesson:  reindeer?  Really?  I guess slow and steady really does win the race.

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7.  Hammerhead sharks can see everything except what's right in front of their faces.
Lesson:  writers can see everything except what's right in front of our faces,
so employ a critique group or partner to help you see what you're missing in your own manuscript, then do the same with theirs in return.

8.  Most shark attacks on humans occur in shallow water.
Lesson:  don't just dip your toe in--
If you dive in with everything you've got, maybe you won't get eaten alive.

9.  Sharks have thick skin to help protect them from the bites of other sharks, like the Cookiecutter Shark (yes, that's a real shark).
Lesson:  develop a thick skin to protect yourself from the biting words of other writers (and editors, agents, and critics),
as well as from writing demons like the Snickerdoodle Demon (yes, that's a real demon!  See A COMPENDIUM OF WRITING DEMONS if you don't believe me.)

10.  Thanks to ecotourism, today sharks are worth more alive than dead.
Lesson:  your stories are worth a lot more when they're out in the world being viewed by others, so get them out there!

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11.  Expecting me to stop at ten? 
Eleven is my lucky number, so here's a
bonus lesson:

Don't be swallowed by the beast
(or shark, or demon)
of perfectionism -- As my mentor always says, perfect is the enemy of the good.  So break free of the grip of perfectionism, make your manuscript good (not perfect) and throw it out into the deep blue.  You'll never get any bites if you don't.

 

10 Comments
Kristi Lloyd
8/7/2013 01:04:50 am

Awesome post, Chris! Who knew sharks and writers had so much in common? My 5 year old son watches a lot of documentaries. Not sharks, but tornadoes, earthquakes, volcanoes....Perhapse a correlation could be made there as well!

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Jill
8/7/2013 06:56:16 am

Just watched Sharknado last night. It is amazing what can be learned from those scary creatures. I can't say I learned as much from the show as I did from your article except, the public and what they might like is not predictable, so write the story you want because it will have an audience. Who would guess a sequel to Sharknado is in the works.

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Chris Mandeville
8/9/2013 02:28:33 am

I agree that there's no telling what people will like, so write what you want to write. If you like it and it makes you happy to write it, chances are others will enjoy reading it. And if not, at least you had fun the process. Thanks for the comment and compliment!

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Stacy S. Jensen link
8/8/2013 02:37:23 pm

So happy you shared No. 11.

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Chris Mandeville
8/9/2013 02:26:38 am

I remind myself of that every. single. day.
I'm glad you like it too :-)

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Mardra link
8/12/2013 11:28:42 am

Awesome post Chris - again.

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Jennifer Lovett Herbranson link
8/16/2013 09:49:15 am

Excellent post Chris! I agree we can learn a whole lot about writing from sharks. The biggest lesson for me is to go ahead and take a bite out of my writing. Do it! It won't hurt anyone and will probably fulfill me with it's powerful emotion.

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Donna
8/17/2013 02:21:47 am

Loved your comment about an idea turning into a series. I'm doing that. My first book I started writing has turned into at least three and is turning into a related series.

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Jason P. Henry link
8/26/2013 09:59:24 pm

The shark many writers fear the most: The Great White

As in the great mass of blank white paper waiting to chew us up and spit us out. Fill the pages, attack the great white beast before it attacks you. Nothing to fear... kill it with your stories!

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Sheena link
7/4/2023 10:16:59 am

Hi thanks for sharing this

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